NEW YORK (AP) –

Ricky Martin is no longer denying the rumors: He’s gay.

In a statement posted via Twitter in both Spanish and English, and later confirmed with his representative, Martin said: ”I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”

So this is as surprising as getting diarrhea after eating White Castle (some shit is just predictable…I know gross). But I am really proud of Ricky. Although, it would have been a true shocker if this announcement was made circa 1999, I have to admire authenticity and integrity. I also have to admire Ricky’s fine ass body. I was looking for pics for this write up…and shit…Aye que lindo!  (I settled on “Menudo” Ricky because I’m a sucker for Butchy Gym teacher haircuts…obviously)

Oh and for all those jealous ass hoes from my middle school homeroom in 1999, who swore on their SPICE Girls chupa chups lollipops and first born babies ( these girls were fast) that Ricky wasn’t gay and that “like…OH MY GOD…you’re such as fag…you wish he was gay!”

Pay up bitches…I want my babies and my suckers…suckas!

Sucks to be you…

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Date: Monday Nights (10pm-5am)

Cover: No Cover

18+

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Esco says: ” FREE ADMISSION ALL NIGHT
[TEXT NOT NECESSARY!]

LARITZA DUMONT’S
IDOLIZE ME MONDAYS
10/26/09

FEATURING 12AM
ESCO IDOL
TALENT SEARCH $$$ – OPEN TO ALL
YOU ARE THE JUDGES!

1$ DRINKS BE4 9pm
$3 MOJITOS ALL NIGHT
$4 CORONAS ALL NIGHT

HOT GO-GO DANCERS

8PM-4AM

ESCUELITA CLUB
301 WEST 39TH STREET
(CORNER OF 8TH AVE)
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK
212 631 0588″

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I say: “Who doesn’t love a talent show? Chance to win $$$, but there’s a better chance to meet some fine ass men. Drink specials all night and no cover. Also, doesn’t Laritza kinda look like Sophia Loren?”

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Date: Saturday Nights (10pm-5am)

Price: $$, Cover: $20

18+

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Esco says: ” SATURDAY NEW YORK’S HOTTEST LATIN NIGHT .FREE ADMISSION B4 11PM*

$1 DRINK B4 11PM. TSATURDAY 11.07.09
NYC HOTTEST LATIN NIGHT

THE ANGEL SHERIDAN SHOW WITH
SPECIAL GUESTS @2am

MUSIC BY DJ RAY LORENZO

18 TO PARTY 21 TO DRINK. GO GO DANCERS ALL NIGHT.MUSIC BY RAY LORENZO . 18 TO PARTY 21 TO DRINK.DOORS OPEN 10PM-5AM”

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I say: ” Esco’s brings the fuego Saturday nights. Party among a mixed crowd of gay, straight, lesbian. Mostly 18-25 crowd and damn they are fine. Sabbborrrr!”

Location: Boots & Saddles, 76 Christopher Street and 7th Avenue

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Date: Saturday Night (10pm-4am)

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Gabe Gonzalez says: “West Village’s newest latino night Arives @ Boots.

Live guest Dj Spinning along with drink specials and cute boiz all night long.

Come party with us on our first opening party

No cover .West Village’s newest latino night Arives @ Boots.
Live guest Dj Spinning along with drink specials and cute boiz all night long.

Come party with us on our first opening party
No cover

For more Info call:347.772.0153″

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I say: “Yes another Saturday night party…and another latino night. Diversity and variety= good!”

Location: Club Elevate, 390 8th Avenue, btwn 29th Street & 30th Street.

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Date: November 6th (10pm-5AM!)

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Uncut says (lol): “*”Uncut” Fridays @ club Elevate
November 6, 2009

Hot Body XXX Contest! w/ a $100 Cash Prize!

Fridays are Back!
NYC’s Hottest & Most Talked about Friday Night Party!

* Search for the next “Uncut”s top models!

w/ rotating Djs Lord G, Beyond, Merritt
Featuring…
Veras, Ryko, J-Roc, Paul Wonder, Alex “Tech”

Hosted by Louis “Loca” M. & the Loca Ent. crew
w/ Yamil X, Mickey, ,J-Sin & Alonso/Gio
Featuring… Spicky Hilton

* 2 Levels of the Hottest dancers in NYC!

* $1 Drinks ’til 11pm * Free Shots @ 12am!
Drink Specials all night!!!

Bottle Specials ….
Absolute $150, Greygoose $200, Hennessey $200 & More! (inquire for more info)

*Celebrate your Birthday with us…
*Comp & Reduced List, Cake, Bottle & a private Dancer!
(call…212 714-8149 or LouisM@LocaEntertainment.com for more info)

*Doors open @ 10pm… party ’til 5am!

* FREE before 11pm
$5 11pm-12am w/ invite or guestlist / $10 after”

I say: ” Bring your culo there!”

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Date: Thursday, Nov 5th (10pm-4am)

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No Cover Tonight!!!!

18+

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Esco says: “FREE ADMISSION ALL NIGHT
NOW [TEXT NOT NECESSARY!]

B2M 11/05/09

THE HOTTEST THURSDAY NIGHT
ALL MALE PARTY

$1 DRINKS B411

NEW YORK YANKEES
2009 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS
CELEBRATION PARTY
COMPLIMENTARY 1/2 PRICE WELL DRINK TICKET
WITH YANKEE TEE SHIRT OR JERSEY

GO-GO DANCERS
SPECIAL DRINKS
ALL NIGHT

MUSIC BY DJ BEYOND
DJ UNKNOWN

18+
10pm-4am”

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I say: ” Celebrate your boys in pin stripes tonight at Esco’s!”

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Date: Saturday Nights (10pm-5am)

Price: $$, Cover: $20

18+

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Esco says: ” SATURDAY NEW YORK’S HOTTEST LATIN NIGHT .FREE ADMISSION B4 11PM*

$1 DRINK B4 11PM. THE ANGEL SHERIDAN SHOW @ 2AM. WITH SPECIAL GUESTS:

JASMINE INTERNATIONAL

TOMMIE ROSS

SAHARA DAVENPORT

SUNNY DEE-LITE

EVA ZANZIER

GAGA FAMOUZ. GO GO DANCERS ALL NIGHT.MUSIC BY RAY LORENZO . 18 TO PARTY 21 TO DRINK.DOORS OPEN 10PM-5AM”

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I say: ” Esco’s brings the fuego Saturday nights. Party among a mixed crowd of gay, straight, lesbian. Mostly 18-25 crowd, but damn they are fine. Sabbborrrr!”

Location: Boots & Saddles, 76 Christopher Street and 7th Avenue

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Date: Saturday Night (10pm-4am)

*

Gabe Gonzalez says: “West Village’s newest latino night Arives @ Boots.

Live guest Dj Spinning along with drink specials and cute boiz all night long.

Come party with us on our first opening party

No cover .West Village’s newest latino night Arives @ Boots.
Live guest Dj Spinning along with drink specials and cute boiz all night long.

Come party with us on our first opening party
No cover

For more Info call:347.772.0153″

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I say: “Yes another Saturday night party…and another latino night. Diversity and variety= good!”

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Date: Friday, October 30th (10pm-4am)

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Enyclub says: “SHOW OR PRINT THIS FOR FREE* ADMISSION B4 12PM
AFTER REDUCED
$1 DRINKS B411

10/30/09
SECRET FRIDAYS – ESCOS HAUNTED WEEKEND!
THE PARTY FOR
WOMEN WHO BITE WOMEN
& MEN WHO BITE MEN

MUSIC BY DJS MARY MAC & OSCAR PEREZ
HIP HOP, HOUSE, SALSA, MERENGUE, R&B, REGGAETON,CLASSICS

SPECIAL HALLOW”QUEEN” SHOW TIME @ 2:30AM
THE ANGEL SHERIDAN SHOW
WITH JAZMIN INT’L AND GUESTS!

NYS HOTTEST MALE AND FEMALE GO GO DANCERS ALL NIGHT

18+

ESCUELITA NIGHT CLUB
301 WEST 39TH STREET
(CORNER OF 8TH AVE)
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK
212 631 0588

…..

WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BE SELECTIVE”

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I say: Ohh, Secret Fridays…well the secret is out. Text that Louie guy for reduced admission, otherwise you’re paying the hefty price of $20…which is ridiculous. And,  WTF “we reserve the right to be selective“…umm…remember so do the patrons so let’s hope this party is off the hook.”

Location: Club Elevate, 390 8th Avenue, btwn 29th Street & 30th Street.

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Date: October 30th (10pm-5AM!)

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Uncut says (lol): “*”Uncut” Fridays @ club Elevate
October 30, 2009

Halloween Bash!
* $500 Cash & Prizes for Best Costume! *

Fridays are Back!
NYC’s Hottest & Most Talked about Friday Night Party!

* Search for the next “Uncut”s top models!

w/ rotating Djs Lord G, Beyond, Merritt
Featuring…
Veras, Ryko, J-Roc, Paul Wonder, Alex “Tech”

Hosted by Louis “Loca” M. & the Loca Ent. crew
w/ Yamil X, Mickey, ,J-Sin & Alonso/Gio
Featuring… Spicky Hilton

* 2 Levels of the Hottest dancers in NYC!

* $1 Drinks ’til 11pm * Free Shots @ 12am!
Drink Specials all night!!!

Bottle Specials ….
Absolute $150, Greygoose $200, Hennessey $200 & More! (inquire for more info)

*Celebrate your Birthday with us…
*Comp & Reduced List, Cake, Bottle & a private Dancer!
(call…212 714-8149 or LouisM@LocaEntertainment.com for more info)

*Doors open @ 10pm… party ’til 5am!

* FREE before 11pm
$5 11pm-12am w/ invite or guestlist / $10 after

Club ELEVATE
390 8th Avenue / between 29th St. & 30th St. NYC

LouisM@LocaEntertainment.com
212 714 8149″

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I say: ” Bring your culo there!”