NEW YORK (AP) –
Ricky Martin is no longer denying the rumors: He’s gay.
In a statement posted via Twitter in both Spanish and English, and later confirmed with his representative, Martin said: ”I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”
So this is as surprising as getting diarrhea after eating White Castle (some shit is just predictable…I know gross). But I am really proud of Ricky. Although, it would have been a true shocker if this announcement was made circa 1999, I have to admire authenticity and integrity. I also have to admire Ricky’s fine ass body. I was looking for pics for this write up…and shit…Aye que lindo! (I settled on “Menudo” Ricky because I’m a sucker for Butchy Gym teacher haircuts…obviously)
Oh and for all those jealous ass hoes from my middle school homeroom in 1999, who swore on their SPICE Girls chupa chups lollipops and first born babies ( these girls were fast) that Ricky wasn’t gay and that “like…OH MY GOD…you’re such as fag…you wish he was gay!”
Pay up bitches…I want my babies and my suckers…suckas!
Sucks to be you…
Lady Fag, Eli and Michael : “We’re just taking a freathe of bresh air” They were such sports
