So it’s been a minute. I’ve been busy doing my ho stroll here at work, but I had to post for this special event!
My favorite housewife of The Real Housewife franchise, Danielle Staub of The Real Housewives of New Jersey will be premiering Season 2 along with my fairy godmother Peppermint and my innver voice Michael Musto! OMG,OMG,OMG,OMG ahhhhh. This SHIT IS IMPORTANT! So please be there…
and remember no table flipping!
So I just listened to Xtina’s newest single ‘Not Myself Tonight,’ which JUST dropped like a min ago…and Oooooh child!!!! It’s no joke. The lyrics are pure sex, provocative and coupled with THAT BEAT!!! It’s a glittery gay orgasm in my ears. Seriously, If you play this song in utero you will make a Gaybie! It’s kind of amazing. I’m glad because I’ve been needing a reason and a new anthem to pussay pop while I’m at a club…and this is it.
Listen to the song her via Christina Aguilera’s radio:http://aguilera-online.blogspot.com/
NEW YORK (AP) –
Ricky Martin is no longer denying the rumors: He’s gay.
In a statement posted via Twitter in both Spanish and English, and later confirmed with his representative, Martin said: ”I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.”
So this is as surprising as getting diarrhea after eating White Castle (some shit is just predictable…I know gross). But I am really proud of Ricky. Although, it would have been a true shocker if this announcement was made circa 1999, I have to admire authenticity and integrity. I also have to admire Ricky’s fine ass body. I was looking for pics for this write up…and shit…Aye que lindo! (I settled on “Menudo” Ricky because I’m a sucker for Butchy Gym teacher haircuts…obviously)
Oh and for all those jealous ass hoes from my middle school homeroom in 1999, who swore on their SPICE Girls chupa chups lollipops and first born babies ( these girls were fast) that Ricky wasn’t gay and that “like…OH MY GOD…you’re such as fag…you wish he was gay!”
Pay up bitches…I want my babies and my suckers…suckas!
Sucks to be you…
Location: Barracuda, 275 West 22nd Street, btwn 8th and 7th Avenue.
Date: Wednesday Nights (11pm-4am, Thurs)
Britney says: “Come out to POPTARTS tonight to see me of course . It’s WEDNESDAY and we are gonna partay like its FRIDAY! Also..Barracuda Lounge just got in a fabulous new video projector screen so we can watch video clips!!!! Loving it!!! SHOW TONIGHT @ MIDNIGHT. DJ BRYAN RAUGHTON”
www.BritneyHouston.com
I say: “Homegirl always BRINGS IT, so bring yah ass over there.”
And, if you don’t believe me, check this out:
Location: Escuelita’s, 301 West 39th Street, btwn 8th and 9th Avenue.
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Date: Monday Nights (10pm-5am)
Cover: No Cover
18+
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Esco says: ” FREE ADMISSION ALL NIGHT
[TEXT NOT NECESSARY!]
LARITZA DUMONT’S
IDOLIZE ME MONDAYS
10/26/09
FEATURING 12AM
ESCO IDOL
TALENT SEARCH $$$ – OPEN TO ALL
YOU ARE THE JUDGES!
1$ DRINKS BE4 9pm
$3 MOJITOS ALL NIGHT
$4 CORONAS ALL NIGHT
HOT GO-GO DANCERS
8PM-4AM
ESCUELITA CLUB
301 WEST 39TH STREET
(CORNER OF 8TH AVE)
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK
212 631 0588″
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I say: “Who doesn’t love a talent show? Chance to win $$$, but there’s a better chance to meet some fine ass men. Drink specials all night and no cover. Also, doesn’t Laritza kinda look like Sophia Loren?”
Location:322 East 14th Street, BTWN 1st & 2nd Avenue
Date: Monday Nights (11pm-4am)
MagicTouch Productions says:
21 AND OLDER PLEASE. PROPER I.D. REQUIRED
RED HOT GO GO BOYS
STARTING AT 11:00p.m.
ALL MALE STRIP CONTEST AT 1:00a.m.
HOSTED BY TOMMY G.
D.J. RICO ALL NITE LONG
RAFFLES FOR XXX D.V.D.’S
DRINK SPECIALS
COME CHECK OUT OUR GREAT NEW SPACE TO PARTY !!!
STARTING THIS MONDAY, MAY 5th
$5.00 COVER CHARGE
I say: “Umm, ‘all male strip contest’….hello NOWHERE BAR!”
Join Peppermint, Monday nights at Barracuda as she “serves it up.” Her show is a wonderful feat of acrobatics, free style rapping, syncing “for your life,” booty popping, hair swinging, sashaying, and everything else. She has to be a sorceress or practice the magical arts ‘cuz the things she pulls off are AMAZING…plus it doesn’t hurt her to have Mr. T Boy spinning his mix of old school pop (Pre Britney), funk, new school pop (Post Britney), esoteric, cult classic following sound bites. Love him. And, Love her!
Go to the show! That’s all!
P.S: Hey Peppermint…IF YOU READ THIS, will you be my fairy god mother. I can use your help!
Location:SPLASH, 50 West 17th Street, btwn 5th and 6th Avenue.
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Date: Monday Nights (9pm-4am)
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SPLASH says: “Get there early on Monday to grab a seat for Scott Nevins’ CURTAIN CALL series. Watch these legendary musical numbers on the screens and then site tight as a different Broadway Belter liven things up in Person!
Previous sittings on Mondays have included Alan Cummings, Nathan Lane, and even Broadway legend, Patti Lupone. In February 2005, Musical Mondays was host to the “Broadway Supports Tsunami Victims” with performances by Michelle Weeks, Martha Wash, club favorite Reina, and TV’s Tom Cavanaugh.Following the show tunes, you can dance the night away with DJ Ian Ford till 4am. You can also head downstairs for Encore, which serves up even more musicals late in to the morning. This fun night was featured in January 2004 Instinct magazine calling Musical Monday ” A New York institution” Or as we like to say, “There’s no Monday like Splash Monday, so curtains up!”
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I say: “SING IT MARY! SING IT!.”
Location: Urge, 33 Second Ave, btwn 1st and 2nd Street.
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Date:Monday Nights (10pm-4am)
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Urge says: “Gusty Winds spin the Money Wheen, weekly party with the $500 jackpot. Go-go dancers throw it down after 1am.”
I say:”Get that money honey.”
Location: Cake Shop, 152 Ludlow, btwn Rivington and Stanton Street.
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Date: Saturday, Novemebr 7th (10pm-4am)
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Cover:$5 til 12am, $8 after
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I say: “Queers, Beers, and Rears, eh? Sounds like a party! I’ve heard about the queer punk rock inspired soiree for sometime…and checked it out and fell in love. Yesss, praze Jeezus!!!”
